A giant wave of excitement has enveloped students worldwide in India as two of the country’s most premier institutes – IIN and IIPM – are joining hands to start a university that offers degree courses never ever heard before.
Raul Gandhi, the IIN Kanpur alumni who you see in the IIN advertisements on TV claiming to have mastered Economics and Biology in a single degree course, says it was just a matter of time, “IIN is never short of path-breaking ideas, but they always needed more space to spread their wings. And then they ran into IIPM – India’s leading institute of fugazi degrees.”
“Together IIPM and IIN will start a new chapter and the beginning has already been made by the Zoology Institute of Economics and Finance (ZIEF). The institute introduces new tools and technologies to perform dissections on animals in order to study their anatomy. After this Zoology part is done with, students will be trained on how they can fetch the best price while selling the dissected animals’ organs.”
“Every business aspect of Zoologically putting the animal’s organs on sale would be taught with greatestattention to detail. The students will graduate from our institute as Zoologisto Economists of the highest caliber” adds Addison Chaudhuri, the self-taught, greatest economist on planet earth (who also happens to be giving e-learning courses on “How to be a genius economist scammer”).
Being an IIPM-backed institution, ZIEF does not need accreditations from any locally recognized bodies. The self-accredited university will also start rolling out accreditations and certifications for all the medical and financial institutions to be established in all parts of India hereafter.
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