If I wrote an article like Ravi Shastri writes his commentary scripts, I’d be sued for plagiarism. Why? Sample these gems from the Shastri factory:
- The ball is gone like a tracer bullet – And so goes the good old art of inventive commentary.
- That takes the aerial route – It’s time for you to follow.
- And the news from the center is… – That Ravi Shastri the Commentator is past his sell-by date.
- In the end cricket was the winner – Poignant! That could make Ultron cry.
- He’s thrown the kitchen sink at it – And we have thrown in the towel. Quit. Now.
- At this stage all three results are possible – Oh.. … Ohhhh my goodness me! You Einstein, the lesser us could not see that coming.
- He’s dealing in boundaries here – And we are counting just how many times you have used exactly the same words, in exactly the same order.
- Edged…and taken – Yeah, return to pavilion. You.
- The finger has gone up – Now you go up, up, and away.
- No half-measures here
- He’s no mug with the bat
- This will go down to the wire
- Will do his confidence a world of good
- The odd ball will keep low
- That would really set the cat among the pigeons
- That’s sweetly timed
- It’s funny how in T20 cricket one over can change the game
- The atmosphere is electrifying
- That’s just what the doctor ordered
- He’s flashed and flashed hard – I’m not even gonna start with how infested with sexual innuendo this line is.
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