Oh, you can’t stop them from coming. Like a fish out of water, some desperate souls would blabber the most insanely disgusting of things to get – perhaps grab- a girls’ attention. Here are some of the most ludicrously lurid pick-up lines from the messiahs of love and sex:
1. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
Reply: Do you believe that you are a poster-child of drag-ass or should she ignore you again?
2. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you
Reply: Voices in her head say ‘Stay away from the hallucinated, hair-brained soul’
3. Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Reply: Shakespeare would roll in his grave listening to this.
4. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money?
Reply: Oh well, she might just pull off the ‘tere ghar mein maa behen nahi hai?’ dialogue. But seriously, nahi hai??
5. Do you want to see something swell?
Reply: What if she fails to get the hint and pricks it with a needle. Solemnly lobotomized you will remain!
6. You have great legs. What time do they open?
Reply: She just farted at your ‘Look at me, I am sex-starved’ exhibition!
7. There are 206 bones in the human body. Would you like another one?
Reply: Careful Casanova! She might just break the bone and hence any chances of yours putting it elsewhere.
8. That outfit looks great on you, but it would look better on my bedroom floor
Reply: Oh, you lazy farce! That’s not even a try!
9. Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
Reply: She might take you as the types who get lost in the bushes too. That was your hint. Get it!
10. I have an 11 inch pen*s
Reply: Ah well, it must have been too lifeless to challenge gravity. It sagged. My sympathies.
To all the ‘Dudes’ using these lines, I won’t even say get a life. Just end your misery and get a wife (to get rolling her misery).
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